This Encyclopedia Britannica list features 7 of history's strangest and funniest horse names. There are loads of funny horse names which can be used for a night at the races. We have created a list of some you may want to pick. Unusual Thoroughbred Race Horse Names Horses named after first or given names. Horses named after people's Crazy For Swayze, Crikey, Custard. Ultimate Guide to Racenights. It's fast and easy Privacy Terms and Conditions. Leave a Comment Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Ok, I have one name to add: I always liked Patchy Ground Fog. Say it a couple of times fast.